July 2012
15 posts
June 2012
104 posts
One second: oh my god, my body is so amazing and beautiful and I'm actually not fat, wow I love myself.
The next second: oh my god I am literally the fattest person alive can I die now
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
The only time I've ever won a race
putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
